{"id":3160,"date":"2014-06-19T09:20:06","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T08:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bodhicharya.org\/manyroads\/?p=3160"},"modified":"2014-06-19T09:21:36","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T08:21:36","slug":"malapropagation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bodhicharya.org\/manyroads\/malapropagation\/","title":{"rendered":"MALAPROPAGATION"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/d2wipdjmobk1g8.cloudfront.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/06\/22152604\/mrs-malaprop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3161 \" src=\"https:\/\/d2wipdjmobk1g8.cloudfront.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2014\/06\/22152604\/mrs-malaprop.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"137\" \/><\/a><strong><em>Mrs Malaprop<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h2>His house was insulated at the top of a hill.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>On a holiday in Pompeii:\u00a0<em>You know the place where the saliva runs down the\u00a0mountain.<\/em><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>I went through it with a fine tooth pick.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>He&#8217;s had two runs at the cherry.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>The rose is always redder on the other side of the fence from here.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>It was like a red herring to a bull.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>He had another kick at the cherry.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>Above and beyond the call of nature.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>Her boyfriend does judo. \u00a0In fact, he&#8217;s a black dan.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>She predicted bad weather because of\u00a0<em>all the icy-bars on the map.<\/em><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>She wanted to marry an edible bachelor.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h2>The US senator who declared his opposition to setting up a\u00a0<em>nuclear suppository\u00a0<\/em>in his state.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\"><\/h4>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Any more malapropisms? \u00a0Send them in to manyroads@bodhicharya.org<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs Malaprop His house was insulated at the top of a hill. 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