Category: Humour

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  • Universal Laws

      If you play with anything long enough it will break. Murphy’s Law Anything you buy will be in the sale next week. Emma Bombeck When ripping an article from a newspaper, the tear is always into and never away from the required article. Alan Fraser When you give a child a hammer, everything becomes a nail. Leo…

  • LANGUAGE AND THAT

      Some examples of correspondence sent to various departments of the Western Isles Council, Scotland.  There are serious problems of thinking in Gaelic and writing in English:   I am writing on behalf of my sink which is running away from the wall. The toilet seat is cracked – where do I stand? This is…

  • MALAPROPAGATION

    Mrs Malaprop His house was insulated at the top of a hill. On a holiday in Pompeii: You know the place where the saliva runs down the mountain. I went through it with a fine tooth pick. He’s had two runs at the cherry. The rose is always redder on the other side of the fence from…

  • CRICKET – AS EXPLAINED TO A FOREIGNER

      You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get…